Mike Ryan cold-calls John Carters across America to find out if they plan on seeing JOHN CARTER when it comes out in theaters. Here are my two favorite answers, but it’s definitely worth checking out the full list.

John Carter of Illinois: “I was thinking about it. The name has a lot to do with it. I’m currently writing a book and my story is really off the wall, but it needs editing. Anyway, it looks similar to this movie. So, because of that and the name, I’m probably going to see it.”

John Carter of Tennessee: “Yes, because everybody’s giving me a ration about it. I wish they would have named it something else because I have a weird background and now people keep accusing me of being reincarnated.”